SELF-SERVE BONFIRE Tuesday February 18, 2020
Welcome to the Tuesday Evening Bonfire.
Sorry NOPEsters. I am unable to host tonight. My apologies that this eve’s Bonfire is self-serve.
Come one, come all you fabulous NOPEsters – from day 1 to day 5,0000. I want your unsmoked. We need to burn those nasty useless death darts.
🔥 This wonderful Bonfire tradition is carried on in the memory of our very own Q-Angel, Mary (tillietoiler) Merrey. She started the bonfire as a place to get together and toss away your unsmoked cigarettes and anything else that may be bothering you. As Mary became too weak to host, the BBBs (Bonfire Brigade Babes & Bros.) took over tending Mary’s fire.
🔥 🎶 🍔 🍟 🥗 🍦There is so much to do on the isle. You name we create it. Relaxing waves, soft white sands, swaying hammocks. Then there is music, food and dancing and chilling. The chefs are the best. Ask for a tummy delight and they will make it.
NEWBIES. You are the best and the most delicate. It is your unsmoked that burns the brightest as they were earned only through your hard work and determination. Fireworks exploded when tossed onto the flames. The unsmoked that is, not you.
Methods of hauling your unsmoked cigarettes:
001-500.............tall kitchen trash bags
501 to 999..............black yard size trash bags
1,000 to 9,999.............wheel barrows
10,000 to 49,999............brand new dump truck in your choice of colors
50,000 to 99,999..................a train
Now if you’re ready, we'll get this fire started with the only lighter allowed on Q Island, the golden lighter brought here by Mary Merrey/tillietoiler herself
100,000 to 249,999...................a barge
And remember Tillie’s one request is to KEEP IT CLEAN!!
Here we go….. bring it on!
Vee
A Grateful Quitter and BBB